January 2011
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I am a purple puppet who likes to burn giant tits.
What are you?
Hahaha oh my god, I love this so much. Thanks to WWIAO for the link, so awesome!
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in the category of: pet peeves
I hate when people can’t sing but try anyway. It physically hurts me. It’s like this:
Seriously, what are you doing? If you can’t sing then fucking don’t. Save my ears. I can hear every time you’re flat or sharp, every nasally syllable, every overly-vibrato’d sustained note that you unsuspectingly fail to hit. Learn to sing or don’t do it. Or if you...
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that awkward moment when...
Friend 1: Remember that time when...
Friend 2: Omg, I know right! That was so funny!
Both: *laugh*
Me: *laugh, even though idk what they're talking about*
Them: *awkward silence*
Friend 1: ...You weren't even there.
Me: .........
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That awkward moment when you pretend to know what...
This happens to me ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I’ll be talking to someone and they’ll say “Oh, you’ve seen _____ right?” and because I don’t want to get into a detailed summary, why it was great, who they were with when they saw it, etc, I just go “Oh yeah! I think so…” This usually works fine, where they say whatever quote or little thing that they...
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“I keep telling him I’m busy. Busy freaking out every time I look at him.”
– Pretty Little Liars
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oh hey, for the record...
any and all images on my tumblr are not property of me unless I specifically said “hey, I made this” or they have a cracklepop.tumblr.com tag anywhere on them. I wish I could go back and give credit for every single GIF, but honestly I don’t remember where half of them came from. So just know that I’m not claiming them as mine, and I have no intent to steal goodies that I...
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my favorite non-word words
sexable - synonymous with sexy, meaning someone or something that you find attractive enough to sleep with. “I know eyebrows aren’t supposed to be sexy, but TOP’s eyebrows are really sexable.”
omnomity - incredibly delicious, able to be eaten with gusto. see also: omnomable “Dude, those cookies were totally omnomity.”
fabtabulous - fabulous plus an extra...
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My brother’s sleepover is keeping me from watching How I Met Your Mother. I’m about to go in there and bust some heads.
Bitches best not be gettin’ between me and Neil Patrick Harris… Even if those bitches are only 13 and are playing Halo. Come to think of it, they might feel as strongly about Halo and I do about NPH. I have a feeling that an epic battle over the TV is...
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Just finished off my emergency chocolate, although technically there was no chocolate emergency. Basically I have this book that I hollowed out (the old fashioned way) where I keep a chocolate bar or two in case of our house being completely deprived of chocolate. If I didn’t hide it my brother would eat it, hence the hollow book. Yeah, I’m fabulous.
So on the agenda for Monday is...
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“I thought not,” said Snape, watching him closely. “You let me get in too far....”
– Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via xdirtyharry)
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anime icons
made by yours truly ;D enjoy! ❤
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“Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think,...”
– Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey
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like totally bitchen
bitchen adj. 1. perfectly marvelous, splendid, esteemed. 2. to kill for. Syn. buff. “Like I saw the kill mini, but like I totally don’t have the billys to buy it cuz like I spent my whole allowance getting my hair streaked, and then like I see this totally bitchen blouse that goes perfectly and I’m like sooo bummed!”
This happens to be an excerpt from a 30-year-old book I...
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“What’s the point of being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?”
– Hobbes, of Calvin and Hobbes