December 2011
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so I was looking through my gif folder just now
and what do I see?
this gif:
saved as:
WERK DAT POLE ‘REZI (guuuuuuuurl).gif
Anonymous asked: You're adorable and I love you! :D Seriously, how are you this awesome? :D
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Anonymous asked: Meredith? Former Reed? Current reblogger of awesomeness? I'm positive I'm in the right box. :)
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Anonymous asked: Hey! Hey!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!! Why are you so awesome?
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Anonymous asked: Darren Criss or Chris Colfer?
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well shit, this comic is making me ship... →
….
I feel dirty.
In a weirdly good way.
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Anonymous asked: dear charlie mcdonnell ;D
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colorfulrussianfireworks:
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
GET ON IT
I AM VERY BORED
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askinsanegamzee:
spacemancraigisfly:
...
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Watchp3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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things that are awkward:
when you are Vriska and random Johns and Tavroses contact you, and then you have to explain that you’re actually engaged to Jake English.
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ugh
tumblr is acting up
and now pesterchum kicked me off my trolltag
can I just punch the internet in the face today
just
give corporeal form
and then punch it in the face
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in which emma goes on an epic rage over lunch meat
Emma: GODDAMMIT SOMEONE ATE THE LAST OF THE LUNCHMEAT TURKEY BETWEEN 1:32 AND NOW
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN EAT FIVE PIECES
THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR LIKE
ANOTHER SANDWICH
FUCK I LIVE ON TURKEY AND CHEESE SANDWICHES
THE ONLY OTHER THING THERE IS IN THE HOUSE IS FUCKING
NOODLES
NOODLES IN SOUP
NOODLES WITH MEAT
NOODLES WITH MEAT _SAUCE_
GOD DAMMIT I HATE NOODLES
WHY IS THIS LIKE
THE ONLY FUCKING FOOD WHERE MY DAD LIVES
HOLY SHIT
I DON'T MEAN IN QATAR
JUST
WHENEVER I'M WITH MY DAD
me: /shoosh paps
Emma: YOU CANNOT SHOOSH ME
YOUR PAPS WILL NOT STOP
I CAN'T JUST
EAT CHEESE SANDWICHES
THAT IS BULLSHIT
AND ALL THE TURKEY MEAT LEFT IS FUCKING ON BONES
AND
I CAN'T DEAL WITH BONES IN MY FOOD
I BECOME ILL
EVERY TIME
I DON'T MEAN THAT PANSY-ASS "OH I CAN'T GO IN MUMMY MY STOMACH HURTS" BULLSHIT I DO
I MEAN
MY
FUCKING
UPCHUCKING EVERYTHING I HAVE EATEN SINCE I WAS BORN
NO WAIT SINCE I GOT KIDNEY SURGERY
I THINK THAT I COULDN'T ACUTALLY EAT BEFORE THEN OR SOMETHING EQUALLY CUNTASTIC
NO
BUT
A;KLFJS THEY KNOW THAT THESE SANDWICHES ARE MY LIFEBLOOD
BUT
THEY TOOK MY TURKEY
THEY SHALL PAY
I MEAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT NOW
FUCKING
HOT DOGS?
THEY SAY IT'S BEEF BUT I SURE AS HELL DON'T BELIEVE THEM
I AM NOT
EATING MMORE NOODLES
AND
I WILL RUN OUT OF BREAD AND BUTTER EVENTUALLY
LA;KDFJASDL FUCKERS CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE
ONE OF THEM ATE MY TURKEY
AND MY DAD AND STEPMOM DON'T GET BACK UNTIL SATURDAY AFTERNOON
WHEN WE ARE HAVING A ~*~*~*~PARTY~*~*~*~
TO CELEBRATE MY FATHER BEING EVEN OLDER THAN HE WAS BEFORE
HERE'S TO YOU, YOU EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE, CHAINSMOAKING ALCOHOLIC
HERE
IS TO
FUCKING
YOU
GOD DAMMIT I LOVE LUNCHMEAT TURKEY
SOB
me: there there sweetie...
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yo guys listen up
vikkersss:
battlesuit:
crowry:
guys there is this thing
it’s pretty great
it’s called reverse image search
see what you do is you go here
and you drag your unsourced image and drop it into the search bar
like wow what a hot piece of art, how am i ever going to find the source for this with my unlimited internet resources! i guess i will just not even try!!!!
no.
drag that shit and...
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derperistical:
TG: i mean dude its like he doesnt even notice and god i could just
TG: fuck never mind i need more apple juice
TG: what about you bro
TT: I’m afraid my case is just about as hapless as yours.
TT: We’re apparently bound to fall for the dorky, buck-toothed best brofriend who will never reciprocate.
"You can't love them. They're a fictional...
I get distracted more easily than a five year old.
natashahasstoleyourheart: