Neko

Meredith, 17, Seattle

Currently Active Fandoms:
Homestuck - Korra - MLP:FiM - Onceler - Avengers - Phineas and Ferb

Hello, I'm Meredith and I like children's TV, British stuff, and the internet. Also I'm Homestuck.

I have been known to draw / write stupid shit, mostly Vriska and Aradia because I love them. There are links to your left and below if you wish to explore.

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I WAS GONNA GO TO SLEEP BUT THEN THERE IS A PUP PY ON MY PILLOW AND KAJHFKSDJ HE’S TOO C UTE I DONT WANNA MOVE HIM HOW DO



my alarm clock froze this morning, making me horribly late, and it still says it’s 7AM



It’s one in the morning, I’ve been awake for 19 hours, and I can’t go to sleep because I’ve eaten too many chocolate espresso beans today.

Needless to say, I’m cranky.

I should really just go to sleep but OH WAIT, I can’t, so instead I’m gonna go on an unfollowing spree

If I unfollow you I apologize in advance, I’m sure it was due to one of the following:





My brother just came into my room, slammed this down on my computer, yelled “YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID,” and left.

This kid gets me.



> 11:55 pm on the last Sunday of break

> Finally occurs to me to ask reliable friend if there was homework

> Reliable friend is asleep!



so sometimes I monologue at my dog without really thinking about it 

For example:

“Pepe how are you so cute. You cannot be real. What even are you anyway. If I saw you on the side of the road I wouldn’t think you are a dog, no sir. I would be like ‘What IS that? It’s not a raccoon, it’s too white and fluffy! It can’t be a dog, no sirree, and it can’t be a cat because I’m not irritated with it on sight. Are you a bunny? No, your ears are wrong. What about a really large mutated hamster? No. No I know what you are. You’re a cloud. A fluffy little cloud that fell out of the sky and is now wandering around my neighborhood.’ And I would say, ‘What are you doing little cloud? Are you lost?’”

During which he just sits there looking at me like this



yoga class this morning. 

Things you’re supposed to think during meditation:

Things I was thinking during meditation:



…How did I not notice my puppy sleeping right fucking there omg



HAH



I am almost out of sudafed. 



Wait. 

Hold the fuck up.

Pottermore JUST opened to the public?

Wasn’t that supposed to happen in like, September?

Wow, #RUDE.

And here I thought that if I went back on I could like, play the second book or something.

Guess I’ll just have to try and not suck at potions.



RIP my hair



I THINK

I THINK I THOUGHT THAT IF I PUT IT UNDER MY PILLOW I’D REMEMBER IT BETTER?

LIKE I’D GO TO LIE DOWN AND BE LIKE “WHAT IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING LUMP UNDER MY MOTHERFUCKING PILLOW, OH IT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING TOILET PAPER, THANKS PAST-ME, YOU’RE A BRO FOR LIFE”

BUT

BUT THEN

THE OPPOSITE OF THAT

IS WHAT HAPPENED„„„„„„,